The STARVING Astrologist

By The Starving Stylist on 1/05/2010

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VOGUE RUSSIA DECEMBER 2010
Model: Anastasija Kondratjeva - Photographer: Matt Irwin
Photo Credits: www.thefashiontime.com


With nothing else better to do with my so-called-fabulous life, I have recently picked up an amusing obsession for astrology. Skeptic or not, without a doubt the study of astrology and horoscope reading is pretty interesting.

Me, being born a Cancer sign got the complete shitty end of the stick, which explains why I’m so damn bloody emotional all the time! Cancers, like a crab have a rock hard exterior but we’re complete soft mushes deep-down inside our shells, but that doesn’t mean we won’t bitch slap you and rip you a new one if you ever wrongfully crossed us. It just means that we’re sensitive but extra feisty.

Anyways, so since my fashion career seems to be going down the drain faster than dishwasher fluid, maybe I should shift gears and try the WHORESCOPE reading business? Ummmm okay maybe NOT because I would make an ugly Miss Cleo in my belted and floral printed muumuu. On a side note: I’m on the prowl for any SCORPIOS out there! So hollaaaaaa!



So, what's your horoscope sign?


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36 comments for this post

Anonymous

Libra.
If it's going down the drain.. put the plug back in.

Posted on January 5, 2010 2:59 AM  

Aquarius... although according to some horoscopes I'm a Capricorn (born on Jan 20), which I take as proof that this whole astrology thing is BS.

Posted on January 5, 2010 5:12 AM  

Cancers run this bitch. You already know!

Posted on January 5, 2010 5:17 AM  

Your awesome I have no idea why it would be going down the drain. :) Libra is right but the plug back in!!!! You rock!

Taurus- full boar Taurus. <3 cristi

Posted on January 5, 2010 7:11 AM  

Capricorn, but when Ophiucus is being added to the count, i think my sign would be Sagittarius ;)

fab pics of vogue russia. i love the eccentricity, but none beat carine's vogue yet ;)

Posted on January 5, 2010 7:36 AM  

i really love those lace hats! haha!


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Posted on January 5, 2010 8:19 AM  

Hehe my boyfriend's a Cancer too. Apparently another Cancer trait is that they like to retreat from the rest of humanity and hide sometimes--kind of like a little hermit crab crawling into its shell and not coming out. Do you find yourself doing that sometimes?

I'm a Libra, but I suspect that since I barely made the cut-off I have some Virgo traits as well (analytical, cerebral, critical).

Posted on January 5, 2010 10:46 AM  

I'm a Leo.. Rawr!! :) I've never really followed astrology. I think it's cool and all, but never really take it to heart. But I feel I'm very much like my sign. I'm extroverted, creative, outspoken.. and loves being the center of attention (for the most part).. :) they also say that Leo's are arrogant, but me, no way!! hee hee.

Love & Aloha, S

p.s. what do you do in the fashion biz!!??!! are you a stylist (hence you blog name)?

Posted on January 5, 2010 10:59 AM  
LF

I'm a leo as well!

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Posted on January 5, 2010 11:08 AM  

Pisces!! Dreamer, sensitive to the feelings of others and very sympathetic. I guess that's why I tend to agree (even if the person is wrong) just to avoid argumentation and not to offend someone. Oh, and I'm sometimes very unrealistic when it comes to other stuff... the dreamer in me, always in Lalaland. LOL.

Posted on January 5, 2010 11:54 AM  

pisces :)

Posted on January 5, 2010 11:55 AM  

leo all the way baby

Posted on January 5, 2010 12:10 PM  

You think you have it bad as a Cancer?? Try this on for size, my day of birth is May 21, which is on the CUSP between Taurus and Gemini (which sign I'm under changes based on some astrological rotating bullshit thing), so I baaaasically have astrological-split personality disorder. AND one of them is twins...so tri-personality?? This explains a lot about my life. Hope this makes you feel better!!! xo

Posted on January 5, 2010 2:40 PM  

oh wow. this editorial is pretty cool.

I'm a pieces, I hate the pieces photo... the girl in it looks dead and weak... maybe it's a metaphor for Pieces liking to cry a lot. or no?

very witty blog Peter. stay fab =D

xoxo
-LittleFashionisto

Posted on January 5, 2010 3:31 PM  

I left an award for you on my blog. :)

Love & Aloha, S
www.elisharon.blogspot.com

Posted on January 5, 2010 3:40 PM  

I also have a thing for scorpios, and then married one. :-)

Posted on January 5, 2010 4:24 PM  

I love this editorial, it's so creative yet chic!

I'm a pisces and they're supposedly emotional and sensitive too. It must be a water sign thing.

I recently told one of my guyfriends about your blog and he freaking LOVES it.

Happy new year Peter! All the best to you in 2010 xo

Posted on January 5, 2010 7:13 PM  

I'm a cancer too! What's the relationship to Scorpios?

Posted on January 5, 2010 8:14 PM  

LOL, I'm picturing you in a floral printed muumuu reading someone's palm.
I've always found astrology interesting, but never take it too seriously. I'm a Taurus...We are loyal, ambitious, and appreciate the finer things in life but apparently can be a bit materialistic :S (and stubborn!)

Posted on January 6, 2010 12:08 AM  
Ash

Sagittaurius... almost always to a T... its erie really.

Posted on January 6, 2010 12:14 AM  
Mai

I'm Aries! Love the edito!

Posted on January 6, 2010 4:12 AM  

ahahah bitch slap and rip you a new one!!!! YES BABYBOO! DO IT!!!

I'm a scorpio with lots of passion and interest in the life and deaths of all that's around me.

Posted on January 6, 2010 9:40 AM  

by the way its Dec 2009 ! :-) hehehe..
Love that editorial. I want everything on it. Well I am an Aquarius and I recently read that things will be picking up for me soon. I hope they mean in terms of my modeling career.aka Bitches better start paying me more & stop using the recession as an excuse! Dammit when do I get to walk into the VOGUE office!!! Jesus can you here me up there?! I think I am going to tear out every horoscope for Feb 18 and see if everyone is in sync with their predictions or not. *sigh*

Posted on January 6, 2010 10:15 AM  

Wow Love your blog!!!
I´m following you!!
xoxo

Posted on January 6, 2010 12:46 PM  

hi love, i know its been awhile but how are ya!? i know i've been gone for sometime but for serious, i miss your fab blog. i just got back to the blogosphere, so hope you could show me some love by dropping by.

Ps. dont forget me in your blogroll!

<3 always

eden

Posted on January 7, 2010 4:05 AM  

wunderful pics.

the bleached hair and the red lips fit perfect

Posted on January 8, 2010 4:19 AM  

Capricorn - translates into 'practically perfect in every way'

Juicy

MM x

Posted on January 8, 2010 6:47 AM  

great quality to these photos, everything is so clear and bright!

http://lolitasaysso.blogspot.com/

Posted on January 8, 2010 9:15 AM  

love this post and being an earthy bull (Taurus) i just LOOOOVE Cancers. I need your water baby!

Posted on January 8, 2010 9:29 AM  

I'm a scorpio!! Haven't really followed my astrology in a while though..


clothedmuch.blogspot.com

Posted on January 8, 2010 1:24 PM  

im a cancer sign as well :-)

this model is freakin gorgeous

Posted on January 9, 2010 9:21 AM  

Adore the bull's eye hat.

Posted on January 10, 2010 8:42 PM  

I'm a scorpio. We're dangerous. Astrology makes us sound like a bitch and I love it.

xo

Posted on January 13, 2010 10:59 PM  

Wow wonderful style! You have an amazing blog!!

xo

http://norockwithoutplastic.blogspot.com

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:39 PM  

I'm a Leo through and through! I quite like this editorial!

Posted on January 17, 2010 12:51 AM  

great to see another guy blogging..

rickyjamesflynn.blogspot.com

Posted on January 28, 2010 5:40 AM