“The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.”
--Sydney J. Harris
I have concluded that 2009 was a fabulously SHIT-tastic sort of year filled with nothing but hurtful heartache/break, mental break-downs, drunken club scraps and major BITCH fits. I’m basically surprised that I have yet to change my name from the Starving Stylist to the SCORNFUL Stylist. Therefore, my 2010 New Year’s resolution is to basically relax and to NOT sweat the small stuff. So to help me get started, this is MY Top 5 Essentials which will assist me through 2010.
1) Mighty Leaf Brand Green Tea Tropical Tea: Not much of a coffee drinker that I am, green tea is the next best thing for my daily dose of caffeine. Besides from being a great antioxidant it’s also helpful in weight-loss management . . . so need I say more, Fatty?
2) Shu Uemura Deep Sea Water Facial Mist: Besides a double vodka on the rocks, this spray is the next best thing to help get you little refreshed and revived when life is feeling a little dull. It’s great for instant hydration and invigoration of the spirit and skin; I like to call this my "liquid cocaine".
3) A luxurious presidential bath robe: Definitely warmer and plusher to lounge around in
than a stupid Snuggie blanket. Perfect for comfortable nights in, solemnly watching sappy chick flicks and feeling pitiful for the possibility of dying alone and single. Also, don’t worry about feeling like a fat ass, it only comes in one size. One point for the ego!
4) Moleskine Notebook: Journaling, doodling, writing wish lists or even plotting your next REVENGE, these classy and lavish books are perfect for little life’s thoughts that are too TABOO to mention out loud.
5) Kiehl's Lip Balm #1: With feisty words spitting out of ones mouth, one needs to have lips perfectly treated at all times since lip reading could sometimes be a lot more powerful than words itself.
So, what's your necessary essential for the New Year?
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Salvatore Ferragamo "Lince" Boot w/ Buckle Strap.
Besides a gag-worthy box of Pot of Gold chocolates and a Snuggie blanket that I received for Christmas this year, look what Santa surprised me with underneath my artificial Christmas tree! A luxurious brand new pair of boots I can swagger around and trample all over idiot morons with! Who cares about Puss in Boots because y’all better watch out for this BITCH IN BOOTS! Thank you Santa! xoxoSo what did y’all find under your Christmas tree this year?
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Trench: H&M. Turtleneck: CLUB MONACO. Jeans: MOSCHINO. Shoes: GUESS BY MARCIANO.
Belt: GAP. Gloves: AK COLLECTION.
Belt: GAP. Gloves: AK COLLECTION.
Happy 100th post to the Starving Stylist. I started this blog less than a year and already it has caused quite a stir, who knew so many people would be so drawn to the bitchy life of me. If MTV gave me a reality show, it would definitely be a scandalous hit that could rival The Hills.
I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all my loyal readers and followers, thank you for all the love and support. But another note, apologies to the handful of individuals that I’ve unintentionally and accidentally trampled over while blogging. This blog was something that was meant to be fun, carefree and a place where I could express myself, but instead I got caught up in my own bitterly selfish world and didn’t realize the things I would spill out of my mouth could be so malicious and hurtful. I’m sorry. As for the haters, thanks for giving me something to laugh at.
Anyways, much love from the Starving Stylist.
See you next year bitches xoxo
Photographs taken by the lovely Jennilee Marigomen.
If your unfortunate like me, you were probably born a label whore too.
Rubber Boots & Belt: GUCCI. Trench Coat: BURBERRY.
Who needs Santa when your two best friends are Visa & Mastercard!
My two best friends are horrible influences and they always seem to encourage me to spend more money than I make. But in my strong defense and in their full support, life living in rainy Vancouver wouldn’t be complete without a fabulous NEW trench and chic NEW rain boots because everyone knows it rains about 300 out of 365 days a year in this damn forsaken city. And as for the NEW belt and with every reason why I buy them, it helps me keep my pants up after I loose all that weight from STARVING in order to have enough money to pay off my credit card debts!
So, what item(s) have you spoiled yourself with this holiday season?
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“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.”
--Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel
--Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel
Sincerely, thank you to all my readers and your support! Y’all make me seriously blush bright red like a fat kid who just ran half a block down the street! And if you want more of me, then I suggest you follow me on Twitter because I definitely update that a lot more than this blog!
p.s. photo credits to Michael R.B. Gibson & Christine Nguyen. Thanx for taking pictures you guys since I was too intoxicated to remember that I brought a camera! xoxo
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Lady Gaga for Elle Magazine January 2010 by Tom Munro
No words could possibly describe how much I love this disco-stick-humping bitch. I swear to lord that every single possible homo out there in this world and their fag-hags love Lady Gaga. From her incredible works of music and performing to her amazingly ridiculous fashions down to her ability to act as a public figure, she is the definition of what we call undoubted talent. So if I were to die, reincarnate and inherit their closet, lord bloody hell damn it better be this bitch.
Anyways, I’ll be busting out my poker face in about 24 hours for Gaga’s final concert in Vancouver on Friday night. I’m so EXCITED that I’m just a twitch away from wetting myself. I have absolutely NO idea what I will be sporting to the concert but I have an urge to rip my 4-year-old niece’s Hello Kitty plush toy’s head off and duck taping it to my forehead. . . Walk, walk fashion baby, work it, move that bitch crazy! . . . totally Lady Gaga Couture no?
So any suggestions what I should wear then?
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Denim Jacket & Cowl-Neck Sweater: GAP. Pants: H&M. Scarf & Fingerless Gloves: URBAN OUTFITTERS. Boots: DOC MARTEN. Sunglasses: TOM FORD.
Yes. Uh huh, I know that double denim is currently sweeping the runways in Paris and Milan. Hit collections such as Balmain and the very much of D&G Men’s Spring/Summer 2010 is oozing with double denim, but unless your a rail-thin model or is over 6feet tall with a body chiselled to absolute perfection and with ridiculously attractive looks that SCREAM SEX, then double denim ain’t for you. So DON'T do it.
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Dear Sugar Daddy. . .*ahem*. . I mean SANTA,
I know that I’m on top of your NAUGHTY list (again) where you have my name bolded, highlighted and circled for your attention. I’ve been a greedy bastard all year, but that’s not going to stop me from
Wishing for peace on earth? You can start that by spoiling me with a new designer handbag because I’m sure that will keep me quiet and less volatile, without the urge to set the city block on fire. Anyways, I pinky swear to be a smidgen nicer next year, okay?
Thank you much, love ya.
xoxo
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2) ToyWatch Heavy Metal Plasteramic Watch in Silver Chrono White. $375
3) David Yurman 14mm Black Onyx Split-Shank Albion Ring (size 8). $575
4) Bose Sound Dock - Series II Digital Music System in Silver. $279
5) The Prada Book. $125
6) Louis Vuitton Medium Ring Agenda in EPI Rubis Coloured Leather. $555
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8) Jo Malone London Grapefruit Cologne $120
9) Slow & Steady Wins The Race - No.19 Luxe 4-sided Birkin Bag. $1,150
10) Yves Saint Laurent Zabriskie 2.5inch Heeled Boots in Black Leather (size 10). $895
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